Friday, August 31, 2007
Thursday, August 30, 2007
klotz is a dirty sailor
there's a peepee under there. he showed me!
rick is awesome
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Friday, August 24, 2007
i remember riding downtown to some party in '01 with ting. his two-way started going crazy. it seemed everyone had heard the news about aaliyah. sucks this was her last video. ever since the video premiered i've been stealing the choreography. catch me on any dance floor..i will be doing that little wind all week...
Thursday, August 23, 2007
ike said he hates cats
erin loves 'staches
ju la ree loves affectation
i poo for a living.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Monday, August 20, 2007
dinner last night was on point. although i am writing this post from the toilet, i don't believe mao's kitchen is to blame. in ny you can get any kind of chinese food, black people chinese food, kosher chinese food, japanese chinese food. i've even had indian chinese food. here in la, chinese food as i know it, doesn't exist. mao's kitchen did my tummy a great service. its byob-awesome and they no use msg-holler!!
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
my fellow ny'ers, 2 dominicans, 1 asian, and i learned a lot on what the rest of amerikkka thought about. . .well, you know, things like what if interracial couples have a baby or if black people are able to tan. we swam 2x a day in an outdoor pool, in florida, clearly from this photo you can see black people can tan, burn even. i was kind of scared to leave ny after that. very scared.
so when it came time to leave...i got shook beacuse it was dark, darker than dark and i had to walk my ass up the sketchy stairs that separate our houses. i am a puss and scared of nature, bugs and serial rapists..i heard the chchchhahaha sound effect and the yelp of neighboring coyotes. i ran home with images of jason, freddy and a pack of coyotes chasing me. i need to lay off the gimlets.
Monday, August 13, 2007
a good friend invited me up to templeton. which was amaze. the drive was beautiful and only one horrific accident was seen, which is good for the state of california. unfortunately i had to cut the trip short due to a seriously retarded situation.
i'm going back for the good times, bbq, sweet corn, wine tasting, vintage shopping, animal spottings, amazing drinks, and talking with a britney spears accent.
Friday, August 10, 2007
when i think of this one friend of mine, i actually can use the term style maven or trendsetter.
you can understand how horrifically surprised and disgusted i was when i saw adult crocs on the floor. mind you, i knew they were his straight away, they had all insignia of a gibbs shoe, they were natural colored and they had been laced with a special pair of yellow laces. i immediately slid my feet into the crocs and paraded around his house stomping on all things pretty and instantly making them ugly with the crocs. i felt their comfort, but threw up a little in my mouth due to their ugliness. i beg you cmg, please don't wear those, or actually next time you're invited to a industry only dinner, i beg you to wear them..we'll see what clowns will start rolling through labrea or downtown brooklyn with adult crocs and fancy laces.